Billy Bob's Mule

Gary was travelling down a quiet country road when he noticed a large group of people standing around outside a house. He stopped and asked a farmer why such a large crowd was gathered. The farmer replied," Billy Bob's mule kicked his mother-in-law and she died."

"I see," Gary said. "Well, she must have had a lot of friends."

"Naw," the farmer said, "we just all want to buy his mule."

La mule de Billy Bob

 Gary sillonait la campagne sur une route tranquille lorsqu'il vit un important groupe de gens devant une maison. Il s'arrêta et demanda à un fermier pourquoi une telle foule se trouvait là. Le fermier lui répondit "La mule de Billy Bob a donné un coup de sabot à sa belle mère et elle est morte."

"Ah bon" dit Gary "Elle devait avoir beaucoup d'amis..."

"Non" répondit le fermier "Nous voulons tous acheter sa mule."